Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 23, 2013 / Posted by:

The stunningly luscious cascade of deep fried polyester curls and the clip-on bangs that Mary Murphy wore on her head on Tuesday night’s episode of So You Think You Can Dance! 

Millions of people nearly overdosed on beauty and glamour on Tuesday night when the shaved Capybara on caffeine pills that is Mary Murphy hit the screens. Mary looked like an electrocuted Cocker Spaniel getting attacked by a mob of guinea pigs. You’re doing beauty right when you’ve got 31 colors of hair on your head and five different hairstyles.

The top of Mary Murphy’s head looks like the fake hair section at Sally’s Beauty supply. You can go shopping for fake hair on Mary’s head. If you want straight clip-on bangs, Mary’s head has it! If you want dehydrated spiral curl weave tracks, Mary’s head has it and it has it in several colors.

The Hot Tamale Train has crashed into a truck full of corkscrew pasta and lasagna noodles and Mary Murphy has never looked hotter because of it.

via Mercury News (For Patrick)

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