Birthday Sluts

May 23, 2013 / Posted by:

Joan Collins (80)
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Charles Kimbrough (77)

And since all of us should be spending this very special day watching Dynasty clips on YouTube while wearing our finest fur (a throw faux fur throw from Pier 1 will do) and diamonds (balls of aluminum glued to your fingers will do), here’s one to get us started.

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