Afternoon Crumbs

May 23, 2013 / Posted by:

I will say that Anne Hathaway’s camel toe looks good in blue. Blue is really its color – The Superficial 

Wonky McValtrex got a record deal with CashMoney and if she didn’t think black guys are gross, she’d probably touch crotches with Lil Wayne, which would lead to the strongest strain of herpes the world has ever seen   – Lainey Gossip

RiRi was NOT RIGHT for posting a picture from Gay Al Reynolds’ Manhunt profile – Drunken Stepfather

ANGELYNE SPEAKS!!!!!!!!!!! – WOW Report

I’ll take the gigantic giant on the right and you all can fight over the rest – Towleroad

The Twitter fail whale just needs to fall on LeAnn Rimes at this point  – Celebitchy

Heather Graham has on more make-up than a Southern PTA President from the 80s, but she’s still got it – Hollywood Tuna 

In other words, all jobs are hard – The Berry

It pains me to say this, but ScarJo should play Sammi Sweetheart all the time – Popoholic

The only kind of taco Zac Efron will eat is the kind with pico de gallo – Just Jared

And Obama and his prom mates totally smoked those leaves afterward – Popsugar

Jennifer “I’m a size 2!” Love Hewitt on the cover of a running magazine  – I’m Not Obsessed

That dress tells me that Irina Shayk got into a fight with a tire and loses – IDLYITW

I have a sudden urge to play Tetris now, thanks to Alicia Keys’ dress – Crunk + Disorderly

This makes me thankful that Frances Bean Cobain inherited her crazy mother’s gift for overreacting – HuffPo

The Real Housewives of NYC might be down a cuntess next season – Reality Tea 

This is exactly what I would’ve done too – Jezebel

Eva Longoria got her masters – ICYDK

Isn’t Girls already a porn parody of Girls? – Videogum

This pussy is lazy and rude – OMG Blog

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