Open Post: Hosted By The Annual Herndon Climb

May 22, 2013 / Posted by:

It’s the most wonderful and joyous time of year again when we all look at half-naked Naval Academy freshmen dudes (and a couple of girls) climb over each other’s half-naked bodies while making their way up a Crisco’d up monument.

When John Travolta tells the Scientology doctors that he feels like greased-up Thetans are crawling all over his crotch, this is what they see after they put his peen under a Thetan-seeing microscope. But seriously, Scientologists do believe in shape-shifting, so if monument is wearing a lace front wig next year, we’ll all know that John Travolta learned a new skill.

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