Jose Canseco Tweets The Name And Number Of The Woman Accusing Him Of Rape

May 22, 2013 / Posted by:

Detectives with the Las Vegas Metro Police Department are investigating a claim from a woman who says that former baseball player turned Twitter rambler Jose Canseco raped her on May 10th. Before it even made TMZ or any other site, Jose got a huge case of Twitterrhea and started shitting out all sorts of tweets against his accuser. Jose tweeted her name, phone number, work address and a picture of her to his 512,000 followers. Jose also tweeted crap like, “Wow thats funny i raped u then y did u have ur clothing off as soon as we left the club in my car,” before deleting most of his tweets. Jose left a few tweets up and he quoted Jack Nicholson and Madonna in two of them:

Wow now people r threatening me not to tell the truth.whats the matter u cant handle the truth

Truth or dare. I dare u to take a polygragh on national tv.i will take one

Everything I learned about law I learned from Judge Judy, the court room scenes in Dynasty and Ally McBeal (in other words, the only thing I know about law is to wear a hot outfit to court and work on a catchphrase that you can spit out while testifying), but I’m pretty sure it’s probably not a good idea to encourage a bunch of people to harass the woman accusing you of raping her. That’s not a good move. But then again, this is Jose Canseco we’re talking about. Roids not only shrank his nuts, but they shrank his brain too…. and whatever sense of fashion he had. Case in point: that shirt.

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