Demi Moore is still living the life. She’s running around in a bikini, popping her cougar puss at clubs and humping on a young hot Australian piece with a pearl-embedded dick. Demi is supposedly getting it on a 30-year-old Australian pearl diver who loves pearls so much that he got one implanted into his dick shaft. This brings a whole new meaning to “give me that pearl necklace.”
Demi first met Will Hanigan a month ago during a 3-day-program to get certified as a Kundalini Yoga instructor and they’ve been boning ever since. Demi jumps from young piece to young piece after a couple of days, so I’m guessing that she’s keeping this dude around, because he sort of looks like Thor and because he’s got an opulent peen. He’s got pearl dick. A source tells the NYDN, “He had a pearl inserted in his penis when he was in his late teens. It is pearl farming tradition and he would always joke about it in Australia. He’d boast it’d give girls extra stimulation in the bedroom.”
The NYDN asked a Manhattan urologist about Will’s pearl dick and he said that in his professional opinion, he should probably get it taken out, but he can see how it rubs the sugar walls of Will’s sex partner the right way.
Because this story is about dicks, I did some extensive research (aka looked on Google images for pictures of beaded peens) and found this little explain about “genital pearling” on BME Encyclopedia:
Genital beading is a body modification which involves the implantation of beads under the skin of the shaft of the penis. These are done primarily for the purpose of physical stimulation (for both the wearer and their partner), as well as everywhere for aesthetic reasons.Genital beading is more commonly done by men, but, recently, a handful of women have adapted this mod as well.
It is important to note that not all sexual partners enjoy the feeling of genital beads. If your partner doesn’t like studded dildos and condoms, you may want to consider not getting this modification. Also, the legality of this procedure varies from region to region, but in general, similar laws apply to small-scale beading as apply to genital piercing.
If you want to see a pair of pussy lips looking like two pea pods and if you want to see pictures of some bubble peens, (NSFW) click here.
I have a feeling this piece is going to stick around for a while. Will does yoga, which means he’s flexible. Will is a pearl diver, which means he can hold his breath for a long time and knows his way around an oyster. And Will’s got a pearl embedded into the trunk of his peen, which means he can make Demi’s heart flutter by saying, “I wanna drop my pearl into your oyster.” All the other young dudes can get out of the line, because this one’s here to stay.