Poor Rey Mysterio — he forgot he’d already taken his wrestling mask off… – I am Legend
The advances in medicine are now making it easier to give yourself head with no teeth to get on the way. – svp
After meeting Justin Theroux, Jennifer Anniston decided to dismember and return her former groom. – FluffKitteh
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