Afternoon Crumbs

While watching Jennifer Aniston’s skit for Ellen with Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox, I kept thinking to myself that this needs a laugh track and rich people have really weird front door areas – Lainey Gossip

Things that make Katie Holmes wet, and no, it’s not the thought of being free from Tommy Girl  – Drunken Stepfather

The Silver Fox would NEVER! – The Superficial 

This is the view Eva Mendes sees right before she tosses your boyfriend’s salad – Towleroad

Every time Lourdes Leon comes back from one of her supervised dates, she should make Madge’s veins pop by blasting “Like A Virgin” in her room – Celebitchy

Petra Nemcova’s newly bleached weave looks a little parched – Hollywood Tuna

The wonderful effects of weed: 30-year-old dude dances next to his 20-year-old self to the Dixie Chicks’ cover of “Landslide” and I’m assuming that a bong was involved – The Berry 

Anne Hathaway’s hair is started to veer into Tabatha Coffey territory – Popoholic

EXTRAVAGANZA ALERT: Every ensemble that RuPaul has worn down the runway on RuPual’s Drag Race – OMG Blog

Basement Baby sneaks out of the house wearing the clothes she made out of grandmas 1970 wallpaper – Just Jared

Ewan McGregor on the set of his new movie Skinny Jeans & Pomade: The Justin Theroux Story – Popsugar

Lara Lieto takes the Afghan Hound prince for a walk – I’m Not Obsessed

Sharon Stone’s nalgas look like a peach dipped in blue paint – IDLYITW

I’m still trying to figure out how’s there’s a part 6 to The Fast and the Furious – Moe Jackson

“Why couldn’t Jesse James have been working on his motorcycle with his peen?” asked Kat Von D – HuffPo 

I really thought this was Albita for a second – Reality Tea

The “Don’t Be A Slut” dress code goes against EVERYTHING I believe in – Jezebel

Vintage Heidi Klum – SOW

In case you needed to be reminding about how damn rich  Ellen DeGeneres is – ICYDK