Walter White, Is That You?

May 21, 2013 / Posted by:

Or is that the dude from Storage Wars?

Christian Bale (more like, Christian Bald) and his hair are fucking done professionally, because he shaved it all off and worked his new bald bitch look while walking through LAX with his family the other day. I don’t know whether I want to buy meth from him or bid against his ass at a storage auction?

Christian looks like the kind of dude who blasts Hinder from his yellow F-150, keeps his white socks on during fuck times, calls everybody “champ” and eats beef jerky while fapping to porn. So with all that being said, yes, I’d hit it, but only if he kept his sunglasses on.

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