Open Post: Hosted By The Porn Iguana And Creepy Doug At Disneyland

May 21, 2013 / Posted by:

Creepy Doug Hutchison went to Disneyland yesterday and he didn’t go to shop for his next child bride. Doug was there with his porn iguana bride Courtney Stodden to celebrate their 2nd wedding anniversary. As the children around them asked their moms, “Mommy, does Rosie O’Donnell have alopecia and why is she kissing on that plastic iguana in low-budget Angelyne drag?”, Doug and Courtney ate cotton candy and smeared each other’s lip on one another for the paps. How quickly Disneyland can go from the happiest place on earth to the scariest place on earth.

Actually, let me correct that a bit. Courtney made Disneyland both the scariest place on earth and the most elegance place on earth. Those cotton candy heels deserve some credit.

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