Afternoon Crumbs

May 21, 2013 / Posted by:

RiRi is supposedly paying tribute to Marilyn Monroe here, but that forty five cent wig is totally “Colonel Sanders after a home perm gone wrong” – ICYDK

Leonardo DiCatchAHo looks like a vato trying to get down at a backyard barbecue – Lainey Gossip

There’s still a baby growing inside all of Jessica SimpsonDrunken Stepfather

And just like that, Jon Bon Jovi’s name has been written in saliva and mashed peas on under “most wanted” on every Believer’s wall – The Superficial

If Rainbow Brite grew up and became a hippy raver – Hollywood Tuna

Why do I have a feeling that Beyonce snatched Grown Woman from Basement Baby’s notebook? Towleroad

Please someone cancel Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes twitter accounts. Their fights would be better so much better face-to-nostrils – Celebitchy

Celeb whores with the Anthony Davis – The Berry 

The nerd boys just blue themselves Popoholic

RiRi wants a mouthful of hillbilly chipmunk – Just Jared

Alec Baldwin gave his unborn baby the dizzies at Cannes – Popsugar

The censors get next year off, because Seth MacFartlane will not host the Oscars again – I’m Not Obsessed

“Don’t bring me into this dark-sided mess!” – GodIDLYITW

Are we sure that chick is with Wilmer Valderrama? She looks over the age of 16 and that’s usually his cutoff – Moe Jackson

And Katy Perry totally peed in that water – HuffPo

The husband of the new Real Housewife of NYC looks like he keeps the bones of children in his basement. He’ll fit right in with the other husbands!  – Reality Tea

Jonathan Taylor Thomas is old enough to drink red wine now… – Videogum

This is pretty much going to be me when Shauna Sand dies – Jezebel

The only kind of pregnant lips I want to see on Kim Kartrashian are the ones on her face and I don’t even want to see those – SOW

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