Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 20, 2013 / Posted by:

Alexis Normand, the Canadian songbird who completely and utterly butchered and gutted the US National Anthem at the 2013 Memorial Cup Game on Saturday. It takes a special kind of Hot Slut to make the Star Spangled Banner sound like it was written by an internet spambot. Girl wasn’t even close and the terrified look on her face (like she just shit the bed and rolled in it) says it all. Alexis later apologized and said that she only got a quick minute to learn the song:

“I’m embarrassed and deeply sorry. I wish I’d had more time to learn the American anthem. I was asked (Saturday) morning and I agreed. I’m usually a quick study and I’ve been learning songs for a long time. I had learned all the lyrics, but nerves just got the best of me and I got really nervous and it all unwound from there.”

If I had to learn “O Canada!” in one morning, I too would sound like a salad spinner of jumbled words. But girl should’ve brought flash cards or written the lyrics on her hand with a Sharpie or something! That being said, I hope she sings the Star Spangled Banner (more like the Star Mangled Banner) at every game in the US from now on, because this shit is hilarious.

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