While accepting a fan-voted, made-up award at the Billboard Music Awards last night, Justin Bieber continued to jack off his own ego and he told the audience that he should really be taken seriously as an artist. When you have to tell people to take you seriously as an “artist,” you probably shouldn’t be taken seriously as an “artist.” If you tell people to take you seriously as an “artist” while wearing sunglasses indoors and drop crotch leather pants, you definitely should not be taken seriously as anything.
Some hos in the audience agreed and started booing his ass. Surprisingly, the Biebs didn’t puff up his chicken hawk chest and threaten to beat up all those haters as his bodyguard held the waist of his leather diaper pants. The Biebs just kept on spewing some ridiculous shit about how he’s not a gimmick and is a true artist.
“I’m 19 years old. I think I’m doing a pretty good job. And basically, from my heart, I really just want to say, it should really be about the music, it should be about the craft, the craft that I’m making. This is not a gimmick. I’m an artist and I should be taken seriously, and all this other bull should not be spoken of.”
How very Kanye of him.
See, this is what happens when a bunch of grown ups repeatedly kiss the ass of a toddler and never give him some real talk. His ego gets bigger than the oopsie he made in his leather diaper pants and delusion becomes his best friend. The Biebs probably thinks that the money will never stop trickling into his Piggy Bank and he’ll keep wasting money on life-sized Hot Wheel cars until he’s broke and has to do Cash4Gold commercials. Besides fashion tips, has the Biebs learned nothing from MC Hammer?
But the most disturbing part of Justin Bieber’s little speech is that he and Cee-Lo looked like the worst members of the gay leather lovers baseball league.