Beyonce Is Not Knocked Up, So Says Jay-Z

May 20, 2013 / Posted by:

E! confirmed through multiple “sourceslast week that Beyonce, Jay-Z and the rest of the world will soon be graced by another infinite holy one of eternal light, because they said a fetus checked into her womb. But apparently, Old Man Ebro of Hot 97 (via Kid Fury) heard straight from the horse’s camel’s mouth that Beyonce is not pregnant with baby Lavender Flytrap Carter. Old Man Ebro is e-mail friends with Jay-Z and he sent J a congratulatory e-mail a few days ago. Jay-Z responded back with this:

“It’s not true. The news is worse than blogs.”

The news is worse than the blogs?! That hurts like a hot sauce enema. As a blogger, I’ve always prided myself on being the absolute worst, so it makes me sad knowing that the head of the Illuminati’s New York office thinks the news is trashier than the blogs. I have got to do worser.

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