Afternoon Crumbs

May 20, 2013 / Posted by:

“That piece of trash ruined my will to love and now he’s stolen my hairstyle!!!” screamed Jennifer Aniston after seeing Brad Pitt on the cover of June’s EsquireLainey Gossip

How long before Amanda Bynes Photoshops her legs around Wheelchair Jimmy’s fro? – The Berry 

Cerie from 30 Rock got married – OMG! Yahoo 

Oh, so that’s what dominatrixes looked like during pilgrim times – Drunken Stepfather

If you put your butt up to the screen while playing this video, it’ll be the closest you’ll ever get to getting your salad tossed by Jack BlackTowleroad

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner joked about their marriage on SNLCelebitchy

Well, Snookitina instantly lost 10 pounds when she scraped all thirty layers of red lip paint off of her mouth – The Superficial 

Olivia Munn in a bikini and sucking on a lollipop for Esquire, because nobody has every done that before – Hollywood Tuna 

This is what happens you mix booze and Kid Rock’s natural doucheness – Buzzfeed

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are about to go public with their relationship and might I suggest that they go public with an HD sex tape? I need something to wash away the images of Backdoor Farrah – ICYDK

This dog needs to get it together! It’s just a Disney movie and it’s not even Bambi! – Jezebel

Jessica Biel looks like she was attacked by silly string – Popoholic

Sinbad is broke – HuffPo


I can’t play any musical instruments, but I’m still going to start a band just so I can name it ANAL BREATHS – Videogum

The dude from Shameless is only giving to show you his ass for now – OMG Blog

The Diva from Smash got another job! – Just Jared

Robert Pattinson moves his crap out of Kristen Stewart’s house in trash bags. Sparkle vamps: they’re just like us! – Popsugar

Ricky Martin’s twins are the miniaturized versions of him – I’m Not Obsessed

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