What Has Been Seen Can’t Be Unseen: Tan Mom’s Music Video

May 19, 2013 / Posted by:

I don’t know if this is some HIGH ART shit that belongs in the Whitney Biennial or just shit.

You better lay your best church outfit on the bed before hitting play, because this mess will make you want to run to Sunday mass to cleanse your eyes and ears in the largest vat of holy water. Tan Mom shat out a video for her song, “It’s Tan Mom,” and it’ll scar all of your senses. After watching the entire thing, my eyeballs broke out into a heat rash, I suffered from temporary heat stroke and all I wanted to do was lie naked in a bath tub full of ice cubes and bleach (which is what I’m sure all of the shameless gays in this mess did after the shoot). I just want to smear aloe vera all over my eyeballs, because it burns. This mess of a video is pretty much what the inside of my head looks like after I’ve been tanning while getting drunk on peach wine coolers all day.

Let me try to say a few nice things about this wreck…. Putting her face in the sun like the Teletubbies baby was a stroke of artistic genius. Kanye wishes he came up with that. And well, at least Tan Mom lip-synchs better than Brit Brit.

via TMZ

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