Open Post: Hosted By Nayer (Whoever That Is)

May 19, 2013 / Posted by:

The Billboard Music Awards are happening right now in Las Vegas and I don’t even know why  they’re bothering with this shit, because every awards show’s premiere seat filler Phoebe Price is all the way in Cannes. How can that mess go on without the seat filling heart of every awards show Chicken Cutlets? Well, they found a way to go on and thank the foolery Gods for that, because if they didn’t, this Cuban Brazilian flower would’ve never sashayed onto the blue carpet.

When I look at pictures of Naya, I say the same thing my father says when I call his house, “And you are?” I had no idea who Naya is, but now I do thanks to her flashing her titty balls and delivering an A+++ eyebrow situation.

And I really don’t know why she brought a random dog with her. At first I thought that Naya was blind (that would explain her outfit) and that was her seeing eye dog. Then I figured that maybe that’s her therapy dog, which would make sense since you have to be sort of crazy to wear an outfit like that when your name isn’t Grace Jones. But whatever the case may be, Naya is definitely setting trends, because bringing a random dog to an event with you is officially the new thing to do.

And it’s obvious that Naya’s dog is as confused about him being there as we are.

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