And today’s Dumb Bitch of the Day award goes to Miguel for kicking a girl in the head and nearly decapitating another girl at the Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas tonight. It’s a good thing those girls didn’t die (I think), because there’s nothing worse than dying at the Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas by the legs of a cockatoo named Miguel. It’s not even the Grammys! And he’s not even Prince! Sure, I’d like a face full of Miguel crotch but not if it means I’m going to get my head cut off.
These girls are totally calling Gloria Allred right now and they’re going to sue the Cockatoo hair right off of Miguel’s head. And if you need to see the video of this attempted murder, here you go:
You dumb, stupid shit, Miguel! Hugging that blond woman is not going to be those girls’ heads back on their bodies.