Sadly, my dream of Kanye Kardashian naming his next album “Bitch Slapped By A Street Sign” isn’t going to come true. Kanye continued to pay tribute to his own God complex by choosing to name his next album Yeezus. You know, Yeezus as in Ye + Jesus. As in this is the reason why Jesus is shaking his head today. Some of Kanye’s disciples have been calling him “Yeezus” on Twitter, Facebook and blogs for years, but I guess he decided to make the ridiculous nickname official.
Yes, I know the name “Yeezus” is supposed to make me roll my eyes, but I’ve always loved it and I think it’s pretty fitting. To me, Yeezus sounds like something a lady gets when she has a yeast infection. “Doctor, my pussy can’t stop wheezing!” “Oh, that’s just a symptom of your yeast infection. Your pussy’s got the yeezus!“
The cover of Kanye’s album is also pretty fitting. It looks like a pile of dog shit wrapped in a gold condom wrapper on top of a black table covered in jizz splatters. It’s perfect!
And in case you missed the best part of last night’s SNL, here’s Kanye awkwardly throwing side-eyes while everyone around him hugged and gave love to each other at the end of the show.
That’s pretty much me at every party I go to.
(GIFs via Yahoo!’s newest adopted child)