A SANS FARDS Anna Paquin took one of her twins for a walk with a friend in Venice, CA yesterday when they ran into a paparazzo in the wild. When a mama bear comes across a threat in the wild, she sometimes rips out the throat of that threat to protect her young and Anna did the non-violent human version of that by flipping a bitch off. Don’t threaten me with a good time, Soooookeh.
When I lived in NYC, I hardly ever used my middle finger when out in the wild. Sometimes my middle finger would come up when a car would almost hit my ass or a crazed biker would almost decapitate my toes with their wheels, but it didn’t happen that often. But since I’ve moved to L.A. and road rage has become my favorite sport, I use my middle finger all the time. Flipping a whore off while perfectly mouthing the words “fuck you, asshole” gives me a quick shot of happiness like nothing else.
And it’s a damn shame that Sookeh’s covering her kid’s face and he can’t see her flipping a ho off, because you’re never too young to learn that the middle finger is one of the most useful tools in civilization.