Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

She hates the paps, and she’s been burned by the paps. So now she’s dealing with the paps and is working exclusively with one agency, agreeing to give them photos on a regular basis. The agreement started several months ago when she approached one agency in exchange for information on a paparazzo working for another agency. She wanted names, plates, any details available, presumably in hopes of either legal retribution, if possible, and illegal retribution, if necessary. Very gangster.

The only problem with making this kind of arrangement is that you have to deliver. And if you don’t deliver as often as the paps want, and on the kind of photos that are lucrative, they’ll take what they can get, show up when they’re not supposed to, and that compromises the control she was attempting to secure in the first place. Very Faustian. (Lainey Gossip)

Julia Roberts or Halle Berry? Julia Roberts has definitely unlocked her velociraptor jaw to swallow paparazzos whole, but I’ll go with Halle Berry. Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez seem like the kind of bitches who will send their “cousins” over to a pap’s house for a little street juice. 

“I love hanging out with ___________ (A list celebrity/athlete who everyone in the world knows) because when he is around I get some great pussy. Really classy stuff, unlike what I usually get from my groupies. He and I have shared a lot over the years.” B+ list singer with A list name recognition talking about how he can’t wait to see the A list celebrity this weekend. (CDAN)

Yogi Berra and Tom Jones? Or Kobe Bryant and Wheelchair Jimmy? 

This B list male celebrity if you like that kind of performance, and a D if you don’t, had a visit recently. Well, actually our celebrity and his live-in B list celebrity with A list name recognition girlfriend had a visitor. It turns out that one of the people that the B/D list celebrity had been cheating with has gotten herself in the family way. It will be very interesting to see if our celebrity couple are seen together at a big event this weekend where he is expected to attend. (CDAN)

The “big event” I’m guessing is the Billboard Musical Awards, so maybe this is about Whiz Khalifa and Amber Rose? Or that dude from fun. and Lena Dunham?