Prince Hot Ginge Ends His US Tour With An Air Kiss From THAT HUSSY!

May 16, 2013 / Posted by:

Not pictured: The dozens of hands coming for Karolina Kurkova’s blond ponytail. Somebody needed to yank that ginge-stealing hussy tramp’s hair and drag her away for shamelessly air kissing on Prince Hot Ginge in front of all of us. And if we could see Karolina Kurkova’s face, you know she’d be saying, “And he’s anointing me with his scepter too, you jealous whores,” with her eyes. It’s like eating warm hot carrot bread in front of a starving orphan.

The clouds are covering the sun, millions of genitals have gone into hibernation and we can all put our lube with SPF away, because Prince Hot Ginge has finished scooting across America and is going back to England today. The last stop on PHG’s tour was a charity polo match in Greenwich, Connecticut yesterday afternoon.

It’s a sad day in America, but PHG will be back in a few months for the birth of his quadruplets with Karolina Kurkova (yes, air kissing with PHG immediately leads to a severe case of the BABIES!!) and the birth of his ginger centaur baby with the horse he rode in yesterday’s match (yes, PHG can knock up a horse even when he rides it with protection).

And Karolina Kurkova should shellac the inside of her nostrils, because she’s obviously inhaling a huge PHG fart here. Never wash your nose again, KK.

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