The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 15th!

May 16, 2013 / Posted by:

Rejected by the Macy’s parade committee, the Def Jam balloon featured a tribute to Russell Simmons and the hot dogs that were surgically removed from Kimora Lee’s neck. – Dawn Davenport

Runners-up:

After much begging and pleading from PMK, The city of Los Angeles finally agreed to give Kim Kardashian her very own float for the upcoming Memorial Day parade. – N.

Oh, look! Jennifer Aniston’s honeymoon balloon ride ‘accidentally’ crash landed on St. Angie’s property. Well played Jennifer, well played. – seejaneclick

via Boing Boing

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