Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 15, 2013 / Posted by:

Mama Buzzard from a bunch of Looney Tunes cartoons!

The other day, while writing about Anne Hathaway’s bashful-eyed mute husband, I compared him to the true biological father of Audrina Patridge, Beaky Buzzard (aka The Bashful Buzzard). That made me think of Beaky Buzzard’s hot mom Mama Buzzard. Mama Buzzard was a big Greek bitch who didn’t give three shits that she only had two hairs on her head and wouldn’t put up with Beaky Buzzard being a bashful ho. Since I was basically Beaky Buzzard all through school and on the first day of preschool I begged my dad to let me stay home, Mama Buzzard was my worst nightmare. Bitch made bitches do shit.

And can somebody please tell me the kind of weed Beaky Buzzard is smoking?

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