Afternoon Crumbs
John Currin’s portrait of a naked Bea Arthur is expected to sell at for at least $1.8 million at Sotheby’s today. I thank all of you in advance for selling all of your possessions, loved ones and internal organs to buy this for me. I will hang it over my Ikea dresser and pray to it every night. Thank you for being a friend. – HuffPo
CHRIS EVANS’ ARMS. That is all. – Lainey Gossip
Aubrey O’Day gives us her best “skank caught in the headlights” look – Drunken Stepfather
LeAnn Rimes bought a husband, so it’s no surprise that she’s buying Twitter followers too – The Superficial
Um, Christina Hendricks’ husband should be kissing the feet of God for having a wife that looks like her, so I’m sure he’d be okay with her wearing sweats every now and again – Celebitchy
Hayden Pantyairs’ braid kind of looks like the chicken and onion screwer I had for lunch on Sunday – Hollywood Tuna
Carrie Underwood models a piece called “The Glimmer” from She-Ra’s new lingerie collection – Popoholic
Alyssa Milano stopped by The Grove before heading to her hostess job at the Howard Johnson’s Diner – ICYDK
Nobody wants to be on Pimp Mama Kris’ show – Reality Tea
For the rock bottom price of $2,000 (which is what Goopy spends a day on diamond water), you can meet Goopy Paltrow and allow her to judge you internally as she tries not to heave while shaking your peasant hand – Jezebel
And somewhere in this world, somebody is going to fap to this – OMG Blog
Justin Timberlake’s Don Draper drag is not working – Just Jared
I see who ever made She By Sheree’s commercial is now outsourcing their talents to Zoolander’s biological son – Videogum
The stills from the new Predator movie are extremely terrifying – Moe Jackson
Things you do while stoned (or if you’re Jessica Simpson, things you do all the time) – The Chive
Here’s Beyonce’s handwritten apology letter to her bumblebeys in Antwerp – IDLYITW
Jim Toth drinks the sweet nectar with AN AMERICAN CITIZEN on American soil – Popsugar
The gay version of Girls is happening at HBO – Towleroad
Rita Ora, is that you? – I’m Not Obsessed
The style evolution of Pretty Ricky – Crunk + Disorderly