Aren’t you just looking at that naked picture of an obvious woman and asking yourself, “Is it a woman? Is it an alien? Is it an exquisite Filipino gay twink?” That’s the power of Zoe Saldana’s androgyny at work. She’s just so androgynous. If she only knew what “androgyny” meant….
Bradley Cooper’s ex-beard is on the cover Allure Magazine and during the interview she told them that she’s done with dating actors. Zoe refused to say whether or not she’s gotten with a chick before, but she did say that maybe one day she’ll raise a kid with a lady, because she’s androgynous and that’s what androgynous people do.
“[I might] end up with a woman raising my children…..that’s how androgynous I am. Yes, I was raised that open.”
Oh, Zoe, if only you were raised to know what the definition of “androgynous” is.