Open Post: Hosted By Prince Hot Ginge In New Jersey

May 14, 2013 / Posted by:

The last time something this hot, spicy and juicy hit Seaside Heights, it was a wart and it was attached to Snooki’s puss. Thankfully, this time around the CDC didn’t have to get involved when a piping hot piece of juicy hotness hit the boardwalk. If you think I’m talking about Chris Christie instead of Prince Hot Ginge, that works too. I mean, who can resist a piece who wears his pants all the way up to his chest dumplings?

PHG is continuing to bless the lands of America and today he visited the Seaside Boardwalk with Governor Chris Christie, because that’s what princes do, they visit things. PHG and his new best brofriend Chris Christie played games, said hi to Hurricane Sandy victims and then they memorialized the day by getting matching DTF tattoos on the inside of their bottom lips.

And for why is Mr. Slugworth from the Wonka Chocolate Factory standing behind PHG in that picture above?

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