The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 13th!
May 14, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K
Courtney Stodden was afraid jumping out of a cake for her husband’s birthday party would mess up her lip gloss, so she opted for plan B. – jellin76
Runners-up:
So…your prostitute’s name was Tucky Charms, who kept bragging about being “Magically Suspicious”, and you woke up this morning with a weird phallic shaped bruise on your face? Well, that is a mystery… – cs182
It was only a matter of time before someone found another use for that lickable wallpaper from Willy Wonka’s factory tour. – Migraine Sally
Charlie Sheen knew exactly what to get his twin boys for their fifth birthday. He wasn’t worried about the size – they’d grow into it. – LaChaylo
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