If you’ve been following the Amy’s Baking Company freakout on Facebook, then I’m sure you’ve gone through several bags of popcorn and have thrown up seven tons of laughs from watching those crazy bitches lose whatever is left of their minds all over their keyboards.
If you have no idea what I’m talking, then immediately watch part 1 and part 2 of last Friday’s episode of Kitchen Nightmares. For the first time in Kitchen Nightmares history, Gordon Ramsay, who prides himself on being a hot-tempered cunt, walks out of Amy’s Baking Company Bakery Boutique & Bistro in Scottsdale, AZ, because he couldn’t break through the shield of craziness permanently surrounding owners Amy and Samy Bouzaglo.
In just one episode, the Bouzaglos stole their waitstaff’s tips, fired a server, Samy threatened to whoop a customer’s trick ass and Amy threatened to call the police after a customer asks if he can have the pizza he bought from them. That’s basically what would happen if Chris Brown, Kanye West, Lindsay Lohan and Sean Penn opened up a Sbarro/Dunkin Donuts together. Gordon gives up and walks out on them and that was that…..until last night.
After the episode aired, they got hundreds of one-star reviews on Yelp and last night, they started responding to all the hate on Facebook. It’s theater at its finest! When Reddit started following their meltdown and people started commenting on how they sell repackaged cakes, they turned up the crazy and got even crazier.
Scottsdale’s most reputable gourmet chefs have since taken down most of their ALL-CAPS rants and claim that they’ve been hacked (the FBI is looking into it, uh huh), but Eater screen-capped some of their greatest moments. My favorite is the one above and Samy and Amy should get some kind of customer service award for it. I kind of want to call up Amy’s Baking Company and ask if they take lunch reservations for tomorrow, because my life isn’t complete until I hear Amy call me a SLUTTY BITCH. That is the ringtone my iPhone severely needs.
And where’s the petition to get these two on The Next Food Network Star, Cupcake Wars and basically every other show on television?