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May 13, 2013 / Posted by:

Dawn Meehan’s missing teeth gap, which made its appearance during the final tribal council of last night’s season finale of Survivor: Caramoan!

For those of you who didn’t watch Survivor this season and are probably thinking to yourself, “SURVIVOR IS STILL ON?!” let me give your ass the backstory for as to why Dawn served up some excited bulldog realness last night. During the season, Dawn, who had a meltdown over everything, lost her fake teeth in the water and had a breakdown. Dawn never told anyone that she wore fake teeth, because she was embarrassed and didn’t want anyone to see her looking like a non-cute vampire kitten. (Note: One of my teeth in the front never grew in and before I got a bridge, I wore a retainer with a fake toof on it, so I sort of feel her pain.) Now, if I was Dawn, I would’ve just made some teeth out of a coconut, stuck them in and called it a day. But Dawn threatened to quit the game if she didn’t get her teefs back.

So Dawn’s alliance mate Brenda put on a snorkel, got in the water and found her teeth. Dawn didn’t have to quit the game and she owed it all to Brenda. Cut to a few episodes later when Dawn betrayed Brenda by voting her teeth savior out.

Dawn, the secret love child of Kate Gosselin and Don Knotts, made the final three and during the last tribal council, Brenda got her revenge. Brenda told Dawn that she would’ve quit the game if she never got her teeth back and she wouldn’t be sitting in the final 3. So Brenda asked Dawn to take her teeth out in front of everyone. Dawn could’ve easily showed Brenda two middle fingers instead, but being that close to a million dollars will make a crying bitch do some crazy things. Dawn pulled out her teeth and gave us the image above.

Brenda is oh-so-wrong, but oh-so-right for that. And now the image of Dawn looking like a hillbilly Gollum will forever live in my brain.

(Pic via Tumblr)

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