Afternoon Crumbs

May 13, 2013 / Posted by:

… And seconds after Prince Hot Ginge strolled out of a Port-A-Potty, dozens of hos ran in there pantless to scoot across the toilet seat and pick up as much as Hot Ginge DNA as possible  – Lainey Gossip

Well, Taylor Swift’s music does make my ears feel like they’re burning in hell  – The Superficial 

RiRi stays dressing like an early 90s hooker who gets all her ho shit uniforms from Miller’s Outpost – Drunken Stepfather

So you know how you threw your naked and greased up body on Henry Cavill that one time? Yeah, it was a little too aggressive for him – Celebitchy

Is the dude in the second picture Johnny Depp or current day Al Pacino after a dye job? – The Berry 

Michael Douglas on what it was like dry boning Matt DamonTowleroad

Either Maxim used all the Photoshop on Heather Graham or she’s been moisturizing her face with the blood of babies – Hollywood Tuna 

Halle Berry’s baby dome is growing as baby domes usually do – Popoholic

This tragic STUNT QUEEN move actually makes me miss Heidi and SpencerICYDK

So what do all the Real Housewives make a season? (Sadly, the answer isn’t two bottles of Boone’s Farms and a lap dance from Andy Cohen) – Reality Tea 

The My Little Pony raver girls are terrifying – Jezebel

“Hey, Pimp Mama Kris, how much for the one on the left?!”Dennis RodmanHuffPo

Dear NBC, Kylie Minogue as She-Ra will SAVE the network! – OMG Blog 

The Difficult Brown’s neighbors don’t like the portraits of his ass warts that he spray-painted in front of his house – IDLYITW

Dr. Who shaved his head and it’s actually doing things to me – Just Jared

The Jolly Green Giant and Little Green Sprout go to the beach – Popsugar

Steve Sanders, I still would – Boy Culture

Paul Giamatti looking like Mama June without her hair on, I still would – Videogum

More delusions from the mistress of Neverland Manor – Crunk + Disorderly

Savannah Guthrie’s getting married – I’m Not Obsessed

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