Afternoon Crumbs
… And seconds after Prince Hot Ginge strolled out of a Port-A-Potty, dozens of hos ran in there pantless to scoot across the toilet seat and pick up as much as Hot Ginge DNA as possible – Lainey Gossip
Well, Taylor Swift’s music does make my ears feel like they’re burning in hell – The Superficial
RiRi stays dressing like an early 90s hooker who gets all her ho shit uniforms from Miller’s Outpost – Drunken Stepfather
So you know how you threw your naked and greased up body on Henry Cavill that one time? Yeah, it was a little too aggressive for him – Celebitchy
Is the dude in the second picture Johnny Depp or current day Al Pacino after a dye job? – The Berry
Michael Douglas on what it was like dry boning Matt Damon – Towleroad
Either Maxim used all the Photoshop on Heather Graham or she’s been moisturizing her face with the blood of babies – Hollywood Tuna
Halle Berry’s baby dome is growing as baby domes usually do – Popoholic
This tragic STUNT QUEEN move actually makes me miss Heidi and Spencer – ICYDK
So what do all the Real Housewives make a season? (Sadly, the answer isn’t two bottles of Boone’s Farms and a lap dance from Andy Cohen) – Reality Tea
The My Little Pony raver girls are terrifying – Jezebel
“Hey, Pimp Mama Kris, how much for the one on the left?!” – Dennis Rodman – HuffPo
Dear NBC, Kylie Minogue as She-Ra will SAVE the network! – OMG Blog
The Difficult Brown’s neighbors don’t like the portraits of his ass warts that he spray-painted in front of his house – IDLYITW
Dr. Who shaved his head and it’s actually doing things to me – Just Jared
The Jolly Green Giant and Little Green Sprout go to the beach – Popsugar
Steve Sanders, I still would – Boy Culture
Paul Giamatti looking like Mama June without her hair on, I still would – Videogum
More delusions from the mistress of Neverland Manor – Crunk + Disorderly
Savannah Guthrie’s getting married – I’m Not Obsessed