In the fame whore dictionary, the definition of “recluse” is totally different than the definition in the dictionary all of us use. Because Kim Kartrashian thinks that a “recluse” is a shameless 24-hour spotlight fucker who spends more time in front of a camera than behind a camera, gives the paps several servings of her knocked up kamel toe daily and poses in a bikini for the cover of Recluse Weekly (known to you and me as UsWeekly). Kim tells the UK’s Fabulous Magazine (via HuffPo) that ever since Gay Fish’s sperm fish were turkey basted up into her baby making parts, she has become even more of a recluse. Well, you can’t say the word “recluse” without saying “wreck” and “loose,” so the heffa might have a point.
“I’m definitely more of a recluse since I was pregnant. But I haven’t necessarily decided to hold myself back, it’s just preparing myself for respecting the privacy of my child and my boyfriend.
There goes Kim throwing out words she doesn’t know the true meaning of! Ho wouldn’t know “respect” or “privacy” if they were both shaped like a boomerang and tapped her on the ass cheeks in a straight-to-Vivid sex tape. Kim then goes on to say some stuff that makes me think that her and Kanyetta West’s contract is coming to an end soon.
“We live different lives, but I love being open. That’s who I’ve always been. That will never change because that is who I am.”
Yes, Kim, we’ve seen you be all open around Ray-J’s crooked crowbar dick, so we know how open you are. It made you a STAH! And really, Kim is just setting up her inevitable split from Kanye. We all know how this is going to go. Pimp Mama Kris is going to get even more tabloid covers and non-stop coverage on TMZ by turning this into an all-out kustody battle. PMK will want full custody of Baby Kimye, because she needs a new generation of Kardashians to whore out. Kanye will want full custody of Baby Kimye, because he needs a baby to dress up in Givenchy leather skirts and he’ll need a friend to play with when he moves to the French countryside with his lovah. It’ll be like Kramer vs. Kramer if both Kramers were shameless whores.
And here’s Kim being all reclusive yesterday and Kanye leaving her house with the head wound he got when he lost a fight against a sign.