Excuse His Beauty: Richard Branson Drags It Up After Losing A Bet

May 12, 2013 / Posted by:

Blonde…. hairy… sturdy… and built for multiple wild rides… Alex Rodriguex just fell in love.

Billionaire owner of everything Richard Branson and billionaire owner of everything Tony Fernandes made a little bet in 2010. Since both of them are owners of an airline and a Formula One racing team, they bet that whoever’s F1 team loses to the other has to serve as a flight attendant on the winner’s airline. Richard Branson lost, so today, the men all paused when he walked onto an AirAsia plane to serve drinks on a flight from Perth to Kuala Lumpur.

While firmly tucked and puckered up, Richard served drinks, handed out meals and made announcements. Yahoo! says that the flight also helped raise money for an Australian charity for hospitalized children. Tony Fernandes told reporters that Miss Richard’s flight attendant skills get a 1 out of 10 and Miss Richard said that he can’t wait to get into his regular clothes.

“[I’m] glad to have gotten the bet over with and (am) looking forward to getting back into my clothes. I always wanted to be an air hostess, but it looks like I have to get back to normality.

Uh huh…. Richard Branson is really trying to make us believe that he didn’t join the Mile High Club with his own reflection in the lavatory. You know he was all up on himself. You know his tuck came undone when he spilled his juice all over Tony. He loves it.

But seriously, Richard should always wear his hair like that, because it is the look.

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