When A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Faps

May 11, 2013 / Posted by:

Hold my calls and shut the blinds, because I know what I’m doing the rest of the day.

Dozens of people in Colorado Springs, CO were temporarily blinded and struck down with the sudden urge to repeatedly orgasm today when Prince Hot Ginge’s ass and legs went up in the air during a game of sit down volleyball with wounded service members at the Warrior Games today. The gloriousness was too much for some people’s retinas. PHG can still makes b-holes pucker even when he looks like a gleeful bottom spider having missionary anal sex with an imaginary top spider. To quote Bill Murray in Groundhog Day: “It’s so beautiful….let’s live here!“

And here’s the video of PHG going ass up and legs out today:

Johnny Cash must’ve been a future seer, because I’m pretty sure PHG’s piping hot culo was his real inspiration for Ring of Fire. And it burns, burns, burns…

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