Doctors Takes Away Lindsay Lohan’s Adderall, Lindsay Lohan Is Not Having It

May 11, 2013 / Posted by:

Back when Lindsay Lohan was planning to spend her court-ordered rehab sentence at the Seafield Center in the Hamptons, she was having second thoughts about checking in there, because she heard they were planning to rip her precious supply of Adderall out of her cold, freckled orange claws. LiLo didn’t end up going to Seafield, but her worst nightmare is coming true anyway, because the doctors at The Betty Ford Center took away all of her Adderall. When the doctors came for her Adderall, it probably looked like that scene in The Color Purple when Celie and Nettie are ripped apart. WHY????!???

TMZ says that LiLo told doctors that she has to take Adderall, because she suffers from ADHD. But after a week of evaluating her, the doctors came to the conclusion that the only thing she suffers from is FullofShit-itis and they stopped giving her Adderall. They switched out her Adderall for something else that’s less addictive. LiLo is now telling her friends (aka TMZ’s tip line) that she refuses to let those bitches take away her Adderall and she wants to move to another rehab center that’ll let her take her pill of choice.

Radar says that the judge already signed off on Betty Ford and he’ll throw her in jail if she violates the court by quitting that bitch. Radar’s source said:

“The judge overseeing Lindsay’s case has made it crystal clear that if she defies the agreement, it’s jail time. Judge Dabney signed off on Betty Ford and he expects her to remain there for 90 days. If she does, that will be a violation of her probation and the judge will send her to jail.

Lindsay is absolutely freaking out about the prospect of gaining weight now that Adderall has been taken away. Lindsay has been able to eat whatever she has wanted and not gain weight for years and she attributes this to Adderall.”

Maybe without Adderall, she’ll keep the chunk off by filling her eating hole with healthy things and exercising every now and again. HAHAHAHAHA, no. Eating healthy things and exercise really is overrated. But really, we’ve been through this a million times before. The judge isn’t going to ever throw her in jail. If anything, he’ll throw the doctors at Betty Ford in jail for not giving her what she wants. Then the judge will transfer her to Shire Pharmaceuticals (the makers of Adderall), so she’ll never ever ever be without Adderall during the rest of her sentence.

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