When Kanye West Hits His Head On A Sign, The World Goes, “HAHAHA!”

May 10, 2013 / Posted by:

A funny thing and a shitty thing happened in Beverly Hills today. The funny thing is that Kanye Kardashian smacked his dome right into a sign while walking to a restaurant with Kim Kartrashian. The shitty thing is that the paparazzi didn’t get a shot of the exact moment when the sign bitch smacked him right in the head. The paps took pictures and video right before and after he knocked that sign with his head, but nobody (so far) has a picture of his head actually knocking against that sign. What good is the paparazzi when they can’t get a picture that would’ve completed our lives?!! It was their one job and they FAILED us all!!!!!

TMZ does have a video of Kanye right after he left a piece of his ego on that sign and it’s hilarious.  Just like a bratty 4-year-old, Kanye throws a melodramatic cunt tantrum and starts yelling at the paps for making him bust his head on that sign. I take back what I said about the paps in the paragraph above. I thank them for making Kanye’s head go BOOM on that sign.

It gets better… Kuntye went full crazy and his Givenchy butt plug probably popped out when he went at another pap a few minutes later:

In Kanye’s defense, if your ass lips were overheating under black leather and you knocked up a Kartrashian, forever bonding you to those whores, you too might be a little extra bitchy. Although, Kanye is ALWAYS a little extra bitchy. And the best part is that Kim is probably the one who called those paps. Good work, Kim!

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