PRINCE HOT GINGE HAS COME (and so have all of us) TO AMERICA! The American air is now infused with royal gingerness, so breathe it in.
Prince Hot Ginge is in the US for 8 days, which means we can all expect to see pictures of him sunbathing naked on the White House lawn with Joe Biden, doing body shots off of John Boehner with Helen Thomas and being the freckled meat in an Obama freak dance sandwich on the dance floor. But before he does all that, PHG is doing some serious charity work stuff. For part of his first day in DC yesterday, he spent time with kids of military families at an even horning military mothers.
Yeah, PHG loves the chirrun and the chirrun love him. He’s like SpongeBob SquarePants if SpongeBob SquarePants had the face of a ginger adonis, hair like Zeus’ pubes and took his pants off every time he got drunk on vodka. A reader sent me these pictures and was like, “I love a ginger who’s great with kids.” I love a man who is great with kids too. If I wanted kids, I’d find a man who loved kids, because then his ass can deal them while I get drunk by myself in the other room.
Another reason to love PHG.
But more importantly, why didn’t they paint the White House ginger to honor this important historic occasion?!