Open Post: Little Bo Ke$hit

May 10, 2013 / Posted by:

It took me way too long to realize that this isn’t Riff Raff in candy raver drag (no offense to Riff Raff or candy ravers or drag queens). Ke$hit’s stylists must constantly challenge themselves to make her look as ridiculously fug as possible, because on the L.A. set of her video for “Crazy Kids” yesterday, she walked around looking like candy anal beads pulled out of a blue Peeps’ dirty ass.

Bitch needs to give those corn rows back to James Franco’s Spring Breakers character, give those shoes back to Baby Spice, give those glasses back to Elton John and give those thigh highs back to the Easter time stripper she stole them from. Ke$hit can keep the hoodie, though, because I’m pretty it’s got open sores all over it.

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