Kate Upton’s Thick Ass Brows Are On The Cover Of Vogue

May 10, 2013 / Posted by:

Phoebe Price’s team of high-powered lawyers are filing a trademark-infringement lawsuit against American Vogue right now for calling Kate Upton the “hottest supermodel on Earth.” Hell, I think Earth is going to also sue Vogue for slander, because this is a lie and this is how fraudulent rumors get started! But other than that, I like the cover, but only because Kate’s brows look like a delicious Sunday afternoon snack.

Those brows look like two trays of seven-layer dip. She’s got them frijoles brows. Underneath that thick layer of baked refried beans are layers of cheese, guacamole, salsa, sour cream and another layer of refried beans. I just want to stick a tortilla chip in them.

But now that I look at them closer… They’re so thick that they kind of look like dog poop brows. Ugh. Put the tortilla chips away. Why do my eyes and trash brain have to ruin everything?

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