Afternoon Crumbs

May 10, 2013 / Posted by:

As Tommy Girl ran down the Great Wall of China with glee, he wondered which way to the nearest glory hole  – Lainey Gossip

Snoop Lion was practically the Mother Theresa of pimps (served in a bong made of sarcasm) – The Superficial 

I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it – The Berry 

Julia Roberts hates her future brother-in-law – Celebitchy

Why does it look like Kylie Minogue is farting into Kylie Minogue’s hand? – Drunken Stepfather

Elisabeth Moss > everybody else – Towleroad

The Playmate of the Year is smiling her forehead vein off, because she’s happy that Hugh Hefner only makes blondes stand in the fuck line in his bedroom at the end of the night – Hollywood Tuna 

….as Jill Zarin cackles while feeding jelly beans to Kelly Bensimon Reality Tea

Megan Fox continues to look nothing like April O’NeilPopoholic

Annie from 90210 wore a wedding dress that she can also wear on the day her marriage dies – ICYDK

Gunnar Nelson’s son can’t live without your love and eduction – Jezebel

Teen Mom Farrah is too fame whore-ish for a sugar daddy site – IDLYITW

Outtakes from Miley Cyrus’ Maxim spread! – OMG Blog 

Aaaaaand Anne Hathaway’s hair is starting to look like crap now – Popsugar

Vomit Inducer of the Day: LaDouche in LaUGGs – Just Jared

Lady CaCa looks hot here! – Boy Culture

The ginger from Brave got a little work done – Videogum

Bravo needs to give Miss Gone with The Wind Fabulous a raise, because that weave looks like it was donated – Crunk + Disorderly

The paparazzi still show up when Ceiling Eyes calls – Hollywood Rag

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