Teen Mom Farrah Continues To Make A Lot Of Sense

May 9, 2013 / Posted by:

Teen Mom Farrah could be nice to the tattered, bruised and battered half brain cell inside of her head if she just came out and kept it truthful by saying, “I got dicked in the culo on camera for fame and money. The end.

But Teen Mom Farrah keeps overworking that half brain cell by coming up with crap excuses and reasons for why she took a James Deen dick up the butt in front of a camera. Farrah Abraham told Entertainment Tonight that she did the tape for her own private use, because she has no friends and has a sad a lot of the time:

“I have no relationships and I’m, like, sad sometimes. So taking all this into consideration, which some find it hard to, that’s what brought me here today. I felt this was my way of embracing my sexuality and being happy for me.”

Thinking is hard, right, Farrah? I’ve seen Farrah’s porn and the extras (I clearly don’t have a life/hate myself) and while I agree with her that butt sex before a jizz facial is Mother Nature’s Prozac, there’s nothing happy about that video. James Deen’s peen is al dente most of the time and he looks like he’d rather be mouth fucking an alligator. Getting butt boned by a dude who clearly hates you is totally chicken soup for the soul. (Read that as “chicken soup for the hole” if you need the perfect lunch time image.)

Feya Abraham goes on to yank dicks by saying that she hired a professional porn star, because she felt he wouldn’t blab about it and her private sex tape would stay private. But then she says that James Deen started running his mouth, so she had no choice but to shop the tape to porn companies. Again, thinking isn’t Farrah’s strongest skill:

“I was under the belief this would help better protect me and my privacy. So I was like, ‘If this guy’s so professional and everything’s going to be fine,’ then I was like, ‘I’m happy with this choice.’ [But Deen] made it like his own thing and that’s why I was like, ‘You know what, let me be one step ahead and let me gain control of my own video again.’ That’s why I was meeting with different adult entertainment companies.”

Farrah said that she’s already put some of the money (more than six figures, she claims) away for her daughter’s education and she’s going to use the rest of the money to open “her restaurants.” But she didn’t want to get into her finances, because she’s “private like that.”

Yes, Farrah continues to think we’re all as dumb in the brains as she is and don’t know how porn works. But I will say that while watching eight fingers pull the missing sock I’ve been looking for out of her steak burrito cooch, I did think to myself, “She’s got some talent!

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