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May 9, 2013 / Posted by:

Pearl Cantrell, the 105-year-old Texas rose who has discovered the key ingredient to a long, long, long, long, looong healthy life: BAAAACON!

Pearl Cantrell has given birth to 7 kids and did hard labor in the fields for decades, and since she’s been retired all she likes to do is dance, sew and spend quality time with a delicious piece of bacon. Pearl told KRBC, “I love bacon, I eat it everyday. I don’t feel as old as I am, that’s all I can say.

When Oscar Mayer found out about Pearl’s undying devotion to bacon, they sent one of their Wienermobiles to her house and gave her a bunch of free bacon for her 105th birthday.

So all we have to do is eat bacon every single day and our 105th birthday, a giant wiener will show up at our house and we’ll get to ride it hard while eating free bacon and waving at our loved ones? Pearl Cantrell has unlocked the secret to EVERYTHING!

via HuffPo

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