At a screening of The Great Gatsby in NYC on Tuesday night, noted slut whore Gerard Butler was seen talking to de-winged Victoria’s Secret angel and Orlando Bloom’s wife Miranda Kerr for a few minutes. When photographers took pictures of Gerard and Miranda sharing words with each other, he asked them to kindly delete the pictures or he’d screw every single one of their husbands or wives and when they look down at the freshly bloomed genital wart on their husbands or wives’ crotch, they’ll think of him!
Page Six says that Gerard must’ve known one of the photographers on a friendly level, because when he asked the dude to erase the pictures, they “high-fived and bro-hugged.” The source also says that Miranda was SMILING while talking to Gerard for 20 minutes.
What does it all mean?!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!
Whatever, can’t a married woman smile while talking to a certified slut for 20 minutes without a bunch of nosy hos thinking that something (read: his dick) is up? Yeah, no, not when it’s Gerard Butler we’re talking about. Something is always up when he’s talking to a chick. I bet that in those 20 minutes, they boned 3 different ways, cuddled, shared a cigarette and boned 2 other different ways without anybody noticing. The Butler is that smooth. The Butler is that stealth.
And you know when Gerard Butler and that photog “bro-hugged”? Yeah, his dick did the reach-under anal move. He’s that good.