Long before Anne Hathaway made me throat punch a pixie when she gave her “…it came true…” speech at the Oscars, I worshiped her as a rodeo princess turned platinum-haired ice cold businesswoman in Brokeback Mountain. Maybe that’s why I like her platinum Bieber circa 2010 ‘do. It’s what her Brokeback Mountain character would look like if she had a breakdown and took a kitchen knife to her hair while a cigarette dangled out of her mouth. It’s also what a Lord of the Ring elf would look like if she time traveled to the 60s.
Here’s more of blond-haired Anne with her Bashful Buzzard-looking ass husband at the Tate Americas Foundation Artists Dinner 2013 in NYC last night.