Afternoon Crumbs

Vogue kropped Kim Kouchdashian out of their Met Gala slideshow. Game point goes to Anna Wintour! – The Superficial

This might seem like seven shades of ridiculous, but we’ve all seen what happens when a Mogwai gets wet – Lainey Gossip

RiRi temporarily lost her ability to button a button…or she was just being RiRi –  Drunken Stepfather

Gays will turn your potential fun time into the ultimate day of hell at Disneyland, according to One Million Moms – Towleroad

The porn iguana’s parched weave could use a date with Pantene Pro V – Hollywood Tuna

….says the monster who looks like his face was covered in dehydrated foreskins – Celebitchy

Beam me up, Kate Bosworth – Popoholic

Is Kiki Dunst playing her Drop Dead Gorgeous character in Anchorman 2? – Just Jared

Tom Hardy and Noomi Rapace might be a thing (no word on how that adorable pit bull puppy  is involved in all of this) – ICYDK

Neil Patrick Harris is hosting the Tonys again – The Berry

American Idol doesn’t know what to do with itself anymore – IDLYITW

Kate Moss’ ass cheeks for St. Tropez self-tanner – Popsugar

Heather Graham is happy she hasn’t been forced to retire yet – I’m Not Obsessed

And when you buy Lauryn Hill’s album, make sure your check is payable to the Collections Department of the United States Treasury – OMG Blog

Billie Joe Armstrong knows a lot about the herp – HuffPo

Melinda Brown Duncan for Mayor of Detroit! – Crunk + Disorderly

Bethenny Frankelstein wasn’t a bad person until her marriage made her that way – Reality Tea

Zach Galifnakaiaksisisis is EVERYWHERE – Videogum

Bai Ling shows Courtney Stodden how to really wear a pair of denim coochie cutters – Moe Jackson