The Photoshop Awards: Kim Kartrashian’s Pregnant Ass On UsWeekly

May 8, 2013 / Posted by:

This week’s issue of UsWeekly must be their annual comedy issue and I’m guessing they let Pimp Mama Kris guest edit it, because this is even more hilarious than Mrs. Doubtfire shading Kim Karcouchian on Twitter.

Over a week ago, the Kartrashian family wanted to spend some quality time in the sun with their favorite things in the world, the cameras, so they shot a vacation episode of Throwing Up with the Kartrashians in Greece. Sadly, Poseidon didn’t return to Greece to spin a whirlpool under the Kardashian’s yacht, sending them back to Hades, but something good did come out of their tip to Greece. I’m talking about this cover.

Ever since PMK’s future money maker started growing and growing and growing in Kim’s womb, some have said that she’s looking like a sausage trying to escape out of its casing and that’s mainly because of the ridiculous crap that Kanye throws on her body. So Kim ripped off the leather dresses and showed the haters her knocked up body. I’m all for a fame whore freeing her body of the leather sausage casing that binds her, but that picture should have the words “The Brothers Grimm Presents…” over it, because that body is a fairy tale. If you’re going to show it, show it.

But in PMK’s defense, if Photoshop wasn’t involved in the making of that cover, then she’d lose her title as the master of fakery.

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