Afternoon Crumbs
Shape Magazine might’ve gone all-out Photoshop crazy on this picture of Brit Brit, but I’m glad that they didn’t go so wild that they accidentally erased the relic from 1999 dangling from her belly button. Because to me, that dangling rhinestone ring looks like diamond tear drops trickling out of an angel’s b-hole – Drunken Stepfather
Somebody tell Leonardo DiCatchAHo that Django Unchained stopped filming a long time ago. He can shave the plantation villain beard off now – Lainey Gossip
Pictures of Megan Fox jumping on a trampoline in leggings are the reason why thousands of fan boys haven’t left their rooms all day – Hollywood Tuna
Magazines are really running out of made up lists to make up – Celebitchy
And here’s Oprah slapping a trick down in the trailer for The Butler – Towleroad
CHICHI FIGHT! – The Superficial
Either Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are beating down Sacha Baron Cohen or this is the most bizarre threesome I’ve seen in a while – The Berry
Blake Lively pulls out her best sexy face, looks like she’s stoned and smelling a fart while doing so… – Popoholic
I’m mad that the pilot and the crew didn’t skydive out of the jet and leave Fist Brown on board – IDLYITW
What Riccardo Tisci is trying to say is that he’s very happy that he got to get revenge on Kim Kardashian for screwing with his man by fugging her up even more – ICYDK
American hero Charles Ramsey went to prison ten years ago for beating his then wife a bunch of times. And so it begins…. – Jezebel
Zac Efron, pull that stunt hair off your chest and stop acting like you can naturally grow fur – Popsugar
Bubble Butt Kroy cheated on his ex-girlfriend with Kim Zolciak – Reality Tea
You know that goddess who cursed you out when you refused to take your purse off the subway seat next to you? It was Mrs. Rojo – HuffPo
The Jolly Green Ukrainian Giant is serving up some DEEEEEEEEEEEERP on his face – Just Jared
Animals riding bareback-style (not a Teen Mom Farrah post) – OMG Blog
Miss Universe has nipples and here they are – Celebslam
John Krasinski wants to make love to Jimmy Fallon – SOW
The Hemsworth Brothers really don’t want to be related to the Cyrus family – I’m Not Obsessed