Somewhere in Reno, NV, a casino is missing most of its carpet, because Beyonce wore it last night to the Met Gala in NYC. Beyonce was one of the last to show up, so the stairs were pretty much clear for the empress of her own world to glide to the top while looking like the Hot Wheels logo and Ed Hardy’s bowels exploded all over her. This baroque ass mess looks like it fell out of House of Dereon’s b-hole, but it was actually made by Givenchy who are also responsible for Kim Kartrashian’s curb couch mess of a dress.
Beyonce got all of the attention for looking like a bedspread from Liberace’s guest room, but all of the attention should’ve gone to her dedicated dandy-in-waiting. Ty Hunter is Beyonce’s stylist and he followed her all around the red carpet and made sure the train on her train wreck of a dress was sprawled out perfectly. The Basquiat-looking beauty in sparkly pants has more restraint than I do, because he could’ve easily yanked that train a little too hard, but he held it together and let a less glamorous queen than him get all the attention. It’s a damn shame, because he should be the one standing on top of the stairs like a regal bitch.
And Basement Baby was also there last night looking like Coffy in the Tropics.