Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

May 7, 2013 / Posted by:

This B-/C+ list actress/former reality star found some guy worth millions about 5 minutes into the [Met Gala] and then literally held on to him the entire night and told someone she had to go to the bathroom so bad but was afraid he would find someone else or leave if she went to the bathroom. She held it and held on to him and left with him at the end of the night. (CDAN)

Julianne Hough? Since her contract with Ryan Seacrest ended, she has to find another sugar daddy who will buy her $100,000 worth of jewelry that will mysteriously disappear from her car. But if she wants to get into the gold digging game, she needs to come prepared. What kind of gold digger doesn’t wear diapers when hunting for her next benefactor?

Wearing a diaper while hunting for gold is a must for two reasons: 1) You’ll never have to leave his side, so he won’t go searching for another trick and; 2) If he’s really boring and talks way too much, you can pee in your diaper and the look of serene relief that covers your face will make him think that you’re really into him.

Pampers are an important tool for gold diggers! 

The 1% love to date each other. Actors, singers, dancers, directors, business people, and athletes, all play musical partners with each other. There is a case of one couple, though, that is about to get ugly, and one will certainly want revenge on the other.

She is a top film actress. He is a businessman with a penchant for photography. He has always been a bit obsessed with using the human body in his work. He is especially into women’s breasts. Given that she is known for her voluptuous figure, it is not surprising that he found her attractive. Actually, almost everyone finds her attractive. Young, blonde, busty, nice, talented. What’s not to like?

While they were together, he took photos of her. Lots of photos. Now, we’re not talking about photos of her riding the Staten Island Ferry. We’re talking about nude photos of her in various seductive poses.

What happened to those photos when they broke up late last year? He kept them. And they are now making the rounds of the New York business community.

His justification: “They’re art!”

She would likely disagree. While they might have been “art” when he was taking them, as soon as he started showing them around, they became “porn”. She is going to throw a fit when she finds out. (Blind Gossip)

ScarJo and that Nate Naylor dude? But haven’t we already met ScarJo’s nipples before?

This almost A list mostly movie actress who deserves to be about a C and would be if not for a franchise was wasted out of her mind [at the Met Gala] and people swore they were getting a contact high just being next to her. (CDAN)

Kristen Stewart? Duh. I’m sure they were getting contact high, because the clouds of carbon dioxide that she exhales have at least 25% THC in them.

This sexy actor has been married to his beautiful actress wife for several years.

Last year, a month or two after one of his movies opened, he and a group of his friends (including another well-known actor he’s been known to wrestle around with) visited a bar in New York City. Our actor pointed out a couple of girls to one of his friends, and the friend approached the girls with a proposition.

“Do you recognize my friend over there? He picked you out. He wants to know if you two will have a threesome with him.”

The girls immediately recognized the actor, but were not impressed. “First of all, we’re sisters, so that’s really gross. Secondly, isn’t he married?”

The friend went back to the actor, and they conferred for a minute or two before the friend returned. “Yes, but he doesn’t understand why that would be a problem.”

At that moment, some other women in the bar recognized the actor, and began to create a scene. As the actor and his friends scrambled to quickly leave the bar, the actor had these departing words for the sisters: “Your loss!”

His wife is very pregnant right now. We wonder if she knows that her husband is unfaithful. And into threesomes. And into picking up strangers in bars. (Blind Gossip)

Channing Tatum and Mark Ruffalo? But I’m having a hard time picturing Mark Ruffalo as Channing Tatum’s coochie wrangler….

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