Afternoon Crumbs

May 7, 2013 / Posted by:

The right queen won RuPaul’s Drag Race last night, but Detox should get a special prize for singing out Jocelyn Wildenstein’s theme song – Queerty

Jessica Biel looks in the mirror and sees a nose ring while I see a strand of chrome mocos – Lainey Gossip

And I’m sure Miranda Kerr told people, “Well, my top sort of looks like sequined black tape and that’s punk rock, right? Hollywood Tuna 

That pole has more charisma and sex appeal than Backdoor Farrah does – Drunken Stepfather

Baby Darren Aronofsky is not impressed with whatever he’s not impressed with  – Celebitchy

If you turn your head to the side, Jessica Simpson’s knocked up belly button sort of looks like an eye. I think I just saw it blink. – The Superficial

Nightmares is what I will have tonight after looking at the picture of a blurry Mary-Kate Olsen drifting in front of the lens – Popsugar

Let me guess, this is the scene in the movie where Cameron Diaz is really hungover and Leslie Mann wants her to walk that big dog and she doesn’t want to do it and she complains about being hungover and then that ghost lurking in the background eats her. The end! – Popoholic

From the department of Why So Edgy?: Carey Mulligan in FlauntICYDK

It’s official, us humans have run out of shit to do with our time – Jezebel

Something to make you feel one foot closer to the grave, Baby Got Back is 21 years old – HuffPo

YAY DELAWARE! – Towleroad

This was my reaction to watching Teen Mom Farrah get backdoored  – The Berry

Zachary Quinto is down and out at the scat party – Just Jared

Klunky Kartrashian talks to Redbook magazine about her womb is not wanting a baby in it right now – I’m Not Obsessed

Because Obama has nothing better to do… – IDLYITW

Usher wishes he had it like that, so does The Biebs – SOW

Precious knew one of her boyfriends was gay when he tried her shoes on. If his hooves were big enough to fit in her shoes, I’m guessing her ex-boyfriend was either Khloe Kardashian or Noxeema Jackson  – Crunk + Disorderly

Don’t you hate it when a shifty beards steals your ice cream? – Videogum

I pity the janitor who had to clean up the puddle of wax off the ground after Gretchen Rossi meltedReality Tea 

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